Commitment Videos

Working Sheriff

Length: 2:20
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Author: BCSOtv

Tags: education enforcement law leadership politics sheriff

Sheriff Tim Gobble relates the importance, and his commitment to being actively involved in the community as a hands on, working sheriff. In today's world, many Sheriffs see themselves simply as administrators. Sheriff Gobble leads from the front. -- BCSOtv

General Hospital:Night Shift-Soapnet Promo-Patrick Drake

Length: 0:31
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Views: 35
Author: sjyGH

Tags: Daytime Drake General GHNS Hospital Jason Kimberly McCullough Night Patrick Robin Scorpio SCRUBS Shift Soapnet Thompson

Soapnet promo, patrick talking about commitment and robin.

Senior Database Administrator -- SQL, Oracle -- Auckland (1862

Length: 1:50
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Author: GOmaniacs

Tags: -- Administrator Auckland CBD Database Oracle Senior SQL

SQL and Oracle guru needed for well known Auckland CBD business. Senior DBA. Click through to read a brilliantly funny (but related) joke. Knock Knock Who's There? sp underscore sp underscore who? spid1, spid2, spid3.... OK, so you'd have to be a real SQL guru to get that one (I'm assured by someone that it is actually funny!)! If you got it (even if you didn't laugh) then I want to speak to you as soon as possible. Unfortunately I don't have a funny Oracle joke but you could always send me one to brighten my day. Before you read any further, let me be clear about what this job is. It's a position for a Senior Database Administrator with senior level strong SQL and Oracle skills. It's based in the Auckland CBD and comes with a very good package. If I were a DBA I'd love this one -- get into the thick of one of the most complex and stimulating infrastructures seen in New Zealand. Your objective will be to oversee and participate in the design, creation and maintenance of SQL Server and Oracle database solutions to support business applications. This is a quick rundown on the job (ask me for the job description for more): Tech design, development and maintenance of databases Project work around the delivery of database solutions Performance, integrity and quality assurance of databases Database configuration, backup, recovery, maintenance and testing Incorporating industry best practice in all database related activities And much more This is what we're looking for: 10 years commercial experience with SQL Server and Oracle analysis and support A tertiary degree A commitment to being the best and doing the best job Team oriented Confident in your abilities Excellent English verbally and written, with an experienced presentation style Apply now to info@itmaniacs.co.nz

Mathmaticious

Length: 6:25
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Author: LoganPalindrome

Tags: arithmetic D'Amelia dance Drew fergalicious fergie inc math Mathmaticious nerd parody sketch sumerset

A mathematical parody of Fergie's Fergalicious. I do not claim this as mine. LYRICS Four, three, two, one Listen up, ya'll, 'cause this is it The numbers we're making are so vicious Mathmaticious expeditious can be kind of scary I hope my answers aren't radical or imaginary I convert percents to fractions, it brings me some satisfaction Like scientific notation and order of operations Mathmaticious (repetitious) Gets me expeditious My answers may get vicious My eraser's left in stitches I make wishes (woo-ah) I get the answer right, right And I'll be staying up all night just to check what I write Mathmaticious (The Pythagorean Theory) Mathmaticious (Finds the hypotenuse for me) Mathmaticious (Or I'll use trigonometry) I'm Mathmaticious (d-d-d-d-d-decimal, decimal) Locus of the points Locus of the points Locus of the points (points is echoing) I'm up about figuring out greatest common factors And when I make a pie chart I'm in need of a protractor The angle of elevation, thanks to my calculations Turns out to be 43, a prime number I'm Mathmaticious (repetitious) It makes me so ambitious My answers are judicious Calculator never glitches It's my mission I get the answer right, right And I'll be staying up all night just to check what I write Mathmaticious (What's the probability?) Mathmaticious (Of me not labeling my axis) Mathmaticious (When graphing inequalities) Mathmaticious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check your work) Computing areas Quadratic formula Graphing parabolas I think they're all so cool It's my soul commitment That I ace the Regents Sin, cosine and tangent Are my favorite tools I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x Is it whole? Rational? Factor, factor, factor, hit the pi key 3.14159, 26535, 89793238, 462 6433832, 7950288419, 716, 939937, 510582, 097494, 459230, 78164, 062, 86208998628, 0348 Mathmaticious (repetitious) Gets me expeditious My answers may get vicious My eraser's left in stitches I make wishes (woo-ah) I get the answer right, right And I'll be staying up all night just to check what I write (write, write, write) Four, three, two, one It makes me so ambitious My answers are judicious Calculator never glitches It's my mission I get the answer right, right And I'll be staying up all night just to check what I write Mathmaticious (pi, pi, pi, pi) Mathmaticious (pi, pi, pi, pi) Mathmaticious (pi, pi, pi, pi) I'm Mathmaticious (d-d-d-d-d-decimal, decimal) It's Mathmaticious (pi, pi, pi, pi) Mathmaticious (pi, pi, pi, pi) Mathmaticious (pi, pi, pi, pi) I'm Mathmaticious, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d (pi, pi, pi, pi) I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify I divide, multiply, add, sub (four, three, two, one) Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x Is it whole? Rational? Factor, factor, factor (four, three, two, one) I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify I divide, multiply, add, sub (four, three, two, one) Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x Is it whole? Rational? Factor, factor, factor, factor, factor...